Wizard Fight by Weedeater, the second track from the bands 2007 album God Luck and Good Speed, has to be the greatest song ever conceived by mankind, it ‘s very creation gave purpose to humanity, it’s consumption elevates the mind to a higher plane, even for just a moment. The song, no, the experience, starts with a single guitar, with blown out distortion, backed by a single low frequency tone. The lone guitar repeats a simple phrase 3 times, but on the fourth time, a new tone is added in, and we hear those faithful words “WIZARD FIGHT!”. With this evocation, the guitar is now joined with a drum set. We feel the power being put into the cymbals. The guitar also becomes much louder, making us feel like the wizard fight has truly begun. As one listens to the song, their mind slips away from this reality, and enters the reality of the wizard fight. Two robbed figures stand opposite to each other, upon spires of stone, wrought with iridescent gemstones of opposite colors. These figures, dressed in long flowing garments of fantastical colors, and with long flowing beards, hurl attack after attack at one another. The skies light up with every shade imaginable with the light from these attack, the raw power these wizards hold threatening to tear apart the world as we know it. The whole earth quakes with every blow, mountains shatter, the sky tears open. The fight seems to go on for eons, but one wizard manages to come out on top. The now lone wizards stands atop the spire, surrounded by the scorched and broken world they had created. But he is victorious, because there is only one winner of a wizard fight.