listen i got. some shit to say. i’ve seen a few of those gay/bi/lesbian distinguished/functional/disaster alignment charts in my time but i have NEVER been so taken aback by the incorrectness of one as by some of these g.d young avengers ones!!! look folks i know you think just because Prodigy is smart and wears glasses and dresses nice that he is therefore under the ‘distinguished’ alignment but i’m here to tell you a thing!!! we are talking about the teenager who has the BIGGEST panic crush on teddy altman and is literally incapable of coping with his own stupid feelings. my guy is really out here smooching a taken man on the lips while theyre exploring a hell dimension just for the heck of it because he ‘didn’t want to die without knowing what it was like’!! he kissed an eldritch entity just for the heck of it!!! maybe he’s distinguished as a person but David ‘Prodigy’ Alleyene is a BISEXUAL DISASTER and you all need to accept that