Hi my name is Gus and I decided to hop on the trend of TROLLING my co-workers. So one day, while in the hospital, we got a call (me, a paramedic, and my coworker, the ambulance driver) that someone was choking on a piece of paper. We got in the ambulance and drove to the persons house (their address was 6921, which was already pretty sus), and when we arrived, the door was locked, so my co-worker decided to break in through the window (to save the person of course. After all, the persons life is more important than a window). We hopped through the window, and we saw the choking person lying on the ground, with someone who looked like their sister, standing over them. I stood still for a few seconds, recalling my CPR training, but then I realized something. The sister was wearing red, so my brain went straight to Among Us. After the 500 hours of Among Us game play, I decided to apply some knowledge to the real world (and also troll everyone), so I yelled “Red is sus!!!!! Self report!!!.” Everyone in the room looked at me, including the person choking. I was confused at why they weren’t laughing, so I decided to try again. “EMERGENCY MEETING,” I shouted, and I slapped my co-worker (the driver) in the head, to mimic slapping the emergency meeting button. No one laughed, again. I was pretty sure the person choking was a gamer (they gave off a gamer vibe), but they didn’t laugh. I decided to try again. I grinned as hard as I could (to mimic the when the impostor is sus meme) and I shouted “I’m not sus!!!” Still, no one laughed. Both my co-worker and the choking person’s sister were trying to calm me down and get me to kiss the choking person (I wasn’t sure why they wanted me to do that, that wouldn’t save a life, the only way the choking person could be saved was to perform CPR on them). Anyways, I decided I wanted to troll everyone one last time. I took out my phone, and played the Among Us drip song. No one seemed to get the reference. At this point, a group of police arrived, and I was later arrested for 2nd degree murder. It didn’t matter though, since I’ll never forget the day I TROLLED everyone around me.