I’m glad i’ve found this sub cos I have a fuckton of super weird dreams. This is my most recent, they normally aren’t as sexual – the only other one involved Lord Voldemort but that’s a story for another time.

Anyway, i dunno how this dream started – I think it was just a standard ‘oh Arnold’s in my dream’ thing, and then he was in my room and he was like “I’M GOING TO LICK YOUR BALLS” in his trademark accent. He kept sucking it and doing those Arnold grunts while he absolutely went to town on me. Then he said (in his accent) “EET’S TWO HOLE TIME” and started going mouth -> vagina (he had a vagina) -> mouth -> vagina etc on my poor brutalised cock. Don’t ask me how he did it, i don’t know, i just know that he did it. I’m not gay so this isn’t some kind of fantasy of mine, and i’m not itching to repeat it.

If anyone wants to dissect it for me, please don’t. I think I need a therapist.