My cousins bf who’s my uncle married his wife who’s his third cousin who fucked his Best friend who’s best friend is their second cousin is dating their bf who’s my cousins bf and then my cousins bf fucked his mistress who’s my third cousin who’s his sister and his sister fucked her best friends boyfriend who’s my third cousin who’s his sister’s brother, and his sister’s brother fucked my cousins bf who’s my uncle then my uncle went and fucked a prostitute who was my third cousins brother who had sex with his sister who’s actually his cousin-aunt and he went and found a new girl who was the sister of my second cousins brother and they had a kid and that kid grew up to fuck their fourth cousin who’s my cousins bf who fucked my third cousin who’s their fourth cousin and had sex with a prostitute who’s his third cousins sister who’s his cousin-aunt then they had a kid and they met at a ranch and that’s how I met your mother.