A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist. “Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever
known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”. At this moment, a brave,
patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty
and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military
decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.”How old is this rock?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”. “Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years
old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal
now”. The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and
copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those
liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered
Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An
eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the
American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was
read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax
rate across the country.