God, I want to suck Danny DeVito’s cock so badly. I imagine it to be like the rest of him- short, but girthy. Bits of hair still but not full bush. Imagine taking it in your mouth. Not choking, but god does your jaw hurt from being opened nice and wide. He seems like he has stamina. Imagine Danny face fucking you for an hour. Or being his cock sleeve, under the table as he and the rest of the Always Sunny cast does a table read. They all know what’s going on, but he’s Danny Fucking DeVito- what are they going to do? Unless Charlie Day or Rob McElhenney is going to pull out their cock too, you’re not going to pay them any mind. His sweaty, wrinkly balls hitting your face. His salty old man cum sliding down your throat. He seems like the type to thank you and call you princess after, before shoving you away and moving onto the next slut. God, I am so horny right now.