Gentlemen,

this current, turbulent, time in history has left an economically desolate man, a pauper, broke if you will. But the needs of man do not wait upon his financial situation, no the needs of man demand ever more for as long as he breathes. There comes a time in a mans life where he must decide his path, and I have reached mine. I made my own body pillow. You might be thinking to yourself “is he alright” or “does he need emotional support right now” to which I legally must answer no much like the poor sodden chap who tells you to have a nice day at the drive through while silently wishing that god would spare him from the endless torture that is mortality. Due to my economic situation of being a penny pinching de-facto jew I’ve found it preferable to simply produce my own body pillow than pay another god damn slant eye-kike you call the Japanese for overpriced cloth with anime women on it to make the crippling loneliness of the 21st century mildly bearable. Gentlemen I now present to you; my masterpiece.

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