Sometimes, I go on the roof of my apartment building and masturbate to the things on the street below. It doesn’t matter what time it is, what day it is, how hot it is, how cold it is, I’m always wanking. My favorite thing to do is try to jizz on top of children’s heads. Mmmmm those sexy children. I like the little boys the most. I use mommy’s credit card to buy lotion but she hasn’t noticed yet haha. Why am I on the roof, you ask? I like to masturbate to the birds while screaming “HA! FUCK YOU JESUS! I CAN MASTURBATE ALL I WANT!” and the people stare up at me and then I use my cum gun to squirt them all with my salty goodness. I hope you enjoyed reading. I’m going to learn how to tie a noose now.