I was at this soccer game today and there was this female coach on the other team. I was like god damn she’s cute so I looked at her instead of the game sometimes and I cought one of her 19 year old players legit kissing her cheek I was god I wish that where me. I was like bruh how is he this fucking lucky, I mean Come on, the little midget on their team kissing the cute af like 21 year old female coach this wasn’t fair. I was younger than him and I looked more mature and was taller than him like tf man.