I am 27/M. Ever since I can remember (age 4) I have had a weird obsession with burps, not my own but other people’s.

I always used to ask my friends to burp for me from about age of 5 and usually they would, it used to make me laugh and was so curious to me in every way. If I heard a girl burping it would literally blow my mind 10x more than if it was a boy and I had no idea why.

It wasn’t until age 11 when I hit puberty I realised I was different from other people and that watching or even just hearing a girl burp is the only thing that allows me to reach climax.

It is also for this reason I view myself as asexual as I have no normal sexual desires and to have sex seems messy and almost a turn off for me. It is impossible for me to reach climax during sex unless the women Im with burps during or I fantasize about a time she did burp and I liked it.

I do masterbate but I do not watch porn, watching 2 other people having sex is much worse and more disgusting for me than the act itself and is definitely a turn off. The only way I masterbate is by watching videos of girls burping. I can also arouse myself by just reading about burps or remembering a burp I heard earlier in the day or week…

If a good looking girl does an exceptionally good burp it can become very memorable to me and I remember some girls by what their burps sound like (every person has their own style which is like a fingerprint to me and sounds unique to anyone else).

I definitely have a ranking in my head of best burps I’ve ever seen in real life (not in videos). A perfect sounding/looking burp from a girl who was a very close friend of mine about 7 years ago can still replay perfectly in my mind and arouses and intrigues me to this day as the greatest thing I have ever experienced, at the time it was so fleeting but I knew it was the best burp I’d probably ever see.

No one knows my secret except my best friend of 9 years she is also the one and only girl I have had sex with. When we were about 20 she asked if I wanted to try sex with her in case I DID actually like it and I agreed. After that I knew I was also asexual for sure.

TL:DR When I hear or see a girl burping I get a massive hard-on. Sex and porn doesn’t interest me. I still get romantic feelings for and fall in love with women.