I, a gamer, declare that while the commie and the Balkan is asleep, me and my comrade in arms are officially annexing canada. Nevada and canada are also switching places, making Nevada the 51st state. The 51st state now has Area 51 in it. This event cannot be stopped by any kind of munchkin, Sterling, or army of Canadian arms dealers. If they attempt to counter this, Canada will be officially renamed to “East Alaska.” And calling it Canada will be a federal offense.