As I’m writing this my dick is being consumed by everyone on this planet. I have achieved what many have not.

It all started after my girlfriend of 2 days broke up with me because of my 27 inch destroyer. A wave of depression came over me. I hated my cock for Bevin so magnificent. If it was smaller she pulsar have been too flustered by it and would’ve stayed.

I hatch a plan after I cum using post not clarity as means to ensure everything will go well.

I look at the blender… it looks back. I get instantly hard. My dick grows an extra inch and I cum instantly.

I know what I have to do… and I have the strength to do it.

I put my dick in the blender. I activated the blender.

I almost fell back from the pleasure I felt but my dedication was too strong

4 inches were destroyed and turned into gooey much. I kept pushing my dick in. It looked like a red bulging cucumber from hell. I kept sliding it in.

The pain and pleasure were both immense full but I am strong.

After I had shredded 20 inch of my shredded cock. I knew it was time to stop. I needed at least 7 inch of cock to satisfy the ladies and occasionally a man or a child.

Now my ex will take me back. My dick is finally normal.

But when I show it too her she is disgusted. I forget it looked like a stump.

This sent me into a week of depression. But I am strong. After reading mein kamf I got the inspiration I needed.

Now my i knew all my exes were gym rats and used protein shakes and powder. And I had a whole blender of almighty dick…

Now I forgot to mention I am the worlds leading scientist in biology and cellular replication which was how I got my 27 inch destroyer of worlds cock.

I replicated my shredded dick. I produced 10000 litres of it. Then I started my own protein company. But the protein was my shredded dick

In less than a week I became the worlds leading protein distributor.

This means my exes are my cock. I win I win

I am strong

I am inevitable

I am in everyone to have ever existed