Episode IX

THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

Everyone has inexplicably died! Yes, you read that correctly. Everyone is dead. Rey, Finn, Chewie, Leia, all of the Resistance.

That includes all the baddies too. I’m affraid. Hux has kicked the bucket. Kylo Ren is soo dead. Even ALL of the nameless troopers. Even the droids are dead, and they techinically don’t even die, they just kind of stop. The galaxy is finally at peace.

The conflict is over. Shame there isn’t anyone around to appreciate how nice it is here now. It’s just me. The title crawl write. A formless conciousness, floating endlessly around space. I’m very lonely, I wish Babu Frik was still here to keep me company.