Hmmm idk I would sort of describe it as when you go to Australia to save the koalas, but you remember halfway there that you forgot your accordion, so you tell the stewardess that your wife is having a baby, and they say “what wife” and you point to a random fat girl, but it turns out she’s underage, so they get suspicious and arrest you and when they are questioning you the detective realizes that you’re his long lost son, so he buys you a turkey sandwich but you wanted him to but you a pretzel and you bite him on the nose but he forgives you and the story is so moving that you give a Ted talk together and after the Ted talk somebody asks you for your autograph and hands you a green pen but you don’t like green so you spiral into a midlife crisis but you’re only 23 so you go into another crisis cause it’s not midlife and buy yourself some ice cream to make yourself feel better and after eating the icecream you turn on the radio and hear a song that you really like so you start dancing and you don’t realize you are secretly being filmed and you become an overnight internet sensation after which you utilize your popularity to run for public office and you become a senator and then run for president but when that fails you support the right candidate and in exchange for that he appoints you as the US ambassador to Finland but once you’re there you defect and start a new life raising Shetland ponies and writing self help books. Plus you have a goldfish in a little bowl named Edward Margaret. But like, not?