Bob the builder

Bob built his way onto his now wife, just like a normal builder after building and finishing his project he forgets about it until needed again
“Bye!” Exclaimed the wife loud enough for Bob to hear her from the kitchen
Bob had a great deal of terror strike his heart as he thought in his mind “didn’t I make the walls soundproof?’
Bob was ashamed by his lack of skills
He proceeded to calmly ask the walls “can we fix it”
Bob struck his hammer hard as the walls don’t reply
Bob finally fixed it

Again after some hours, Bob looks at his wife who somehow was Infront of him
Bob thought “wasn’t the door locked”
Bob was once again ashamed at the lack of his ski-
“IM LEAVING BOB, ITS OVER!” Cried bobs wife
Bob finally understood the new problem that rose up, he had to fix multiple things now
As he exclaimed “can we fix it”
“No we can’t” as his wife left the doors and Bob sat there with his hat on his hand
For the first time ever Bob failed to fix a project
Bob went into crippling depression and had turned to alcohol and cocaine