My wife gets jealous really easy, she said I’m not allowed to watch porn cause she doesn’t want me to fantasize about other people. I haven’t come out to her as dreamsexual yet cause I know she’d flip out.

I hoped if I introduce her slowly, she’d be ok with it (and maybe even agree with me that Dream is soo hotttt 🤤🤤🤤)

So today I went online and ordered a Dream mask for us to rp with. The thought of having s\*x with her when she had that mask on was making me rock hard, it was all i could think about, I got too impatient so I pulled up a Dream manhunt video and started jerking off.

I tried to edge myself for a while but that isn’t easy with George’s soothing voice saying “ohhh Dreeeeaamm” and Dream replying “c’mere Geooorge” it felt like they were in the room with me. I heard the door shut and knew my wife was in the house but I had crossed the point of no return. I watched as Dream jumped into the ocean and switched to 3rd person to see if anyone was following.

It was too much for me to handle, suddenly seeing Dream’s sexy blocky body sliding through the dark, wet ocean. I busted the biggest nut of my life, right as my wife was opening the door. “What the Fuck?” she said, “is that PORN?!” She saw that it was a Minecraft video and her jaw dropped. We stood in silence for an eternity, me with my dick in my hand and coom all over the screen and keyboard, and her staring blankly in disbelief as Dream was being chased by George and Sapnap. Tears welled up in her eyes and she started shouting angrily. “You promised you wouldn’t do this! I can’t believe you’re cheating on me!!”

When I heard this I suddenly overflowed with rage and started seeing red. “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY BITCH? CHEATING? CHEATING?!!!1! DREAM DIDNT CHEAT!! ITS ALL LIES HES JUST A VERY LUCKY SPEEDRUNNER!!! STOP SAYING DREAMPHOBIC SLURS YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!”

I zipped up and pushed her out of the room and locked the door. I Googled “how to file for divorce” but I’m not seeing any divorce attorneys that understand my dreamsexuality and I don’t want to just lose everything to her. I hope this reddit community of dream stans can offer me some advice.