Just as the last reddit accounts were being banned by the Chinese government, a hero rose from the horizon. His hair blew in the wind as he took of his sunglasses. It was no other than Big Chungus! He stared directly into Xi Jinping’s eyes and uttered the words heard round the world. You’re… The entire Chinese army stopped in their tracks and dropped to their knees as they knew what was coming. …NOT BREATHTAKING! Xi along with the entire Chinese government began into to dissolve into the ground, unable to live with the mental pounding they just sustained. Hong Kong was finally free, and every redditor was given 15 billion dollars as reward.