You are very fat, as well as morbidly obese. I diagnose you with type two diabetes, and you have consumed so much pizza that grease is shed from your skin. You are so rotund that you look like a overgrown bowling bowl with a cancer tumor. Nobody can even calculate nor even comprehend the sheer intensity of your overbearing weight, and I’m sure your mother had to engulf three whales to give birth to such an abdominous man-child as you are.