To: Funny

From: Me

Dear Funny. Today I said funny joke and everyone laughed. Ha ha ha. But. My super thicc anime waifu crushy-washy didn’t. And I felt sed. So I called my super strict christian furry asian dad and I asked him for advice. He told me that if I just hugged a moving train, my wish would come true… To finnaly be…with my only true love and the other 69 fictional waifus. So this is what I do tomorrow. I hug moving train. I am coming for you Betty!

Your sincere,
Badda-bim badda-bou, son of a female dog (sorry mom won’t allow me to say the b-word)