What the heck did you just flipping use your mouth to communicate with me about you small female canine mammal?
I am now informing you on the fact that when i finished my naval military education and training, i was significantly more experienced than my peers, and i have took part in numerous unknown to the public raids of the terrorist organisation known as Al-Quaeda, and it is officially confirmed that the amount of lives that have ended as a result of my actions have reached over the number of 300. I am trained in a particularly violent and animalistic approach to warfare which is largely associated with a gorillas behaviour in violent episodes and i am considerably greater at using high caliber long ranged weaponry during large physical conflict between two powerful sides than any other human within the united states military. The threat of you towards me is that of an object which is selected as the aim of attack. I will completely remove you with a swift motion with a quality of accuracy which has never been witnessed before on the planet of earth, notify my flipping words. You come to the conclusion that you can communicate with me in such a way over the vast connection of servers around the world with no negative repercussions towards you? Come up with a more rational conclusion with your brain, flipper. As we verbally communicate, i am contacting my hidden from the public connected system of agents across the united states of america who practice espionage as part of an organisation to seek information or evidence in a subtle fashion, information which is to be used on the enemy negatively or to gain the upper hand.
Your internet protocol address is currently being traced so i would advise that you prepare for the large disturbance of the atmosphere, you soft bodied legless larva of a fly. The large disturbance of atmosphere that will quickly erase the pitiful thing that you refer to as your life.
Your life is about to end, young human below the age of puberty. I can be at any geographical location, at any indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole, and i can cease the function of your bodily functions which are necessary for you to be alive in over 700 ways, and that is only when i am attacking via the end of my arms beyond the wrist containing the palm, phalanges and knuckles. Not just have i been extensively taught how to fight without any weaponry, but i am able to access the full capabilities and resources that the united states military has to offer including lines of defence and offence in combat and i will deploy them to their full physical capabilities in order to quickly remove your wretchedly unhappy flesh cushioning that surrounds the anus off the 1 of 7 divided up areas of the world that we are currently within, you minute mass of excrement. It saddens me that there was no way for you to know what kind of sinful punishment inflicted as a way of vengeance that your insignificant “ingenious” remark would have brought down upon you, there is a possibility that you instead would have decided not to speak. But that is not the case at hand and you refused to remain silent and now you are receiving a suitable punishment, you damned by god idiot. I will excrete violent anger all over you and you will die due to your lungs being unable to gather oxygen from your position. All your life functions will cease to operate, kiddo.