Horses are very bad and should have been banned once the motor was perfected

I live in an area where horses unfortunately are popular and it baffles me. I hate them. They are too big. They have such big heads and such small mouths. Ever seen one eat a carrot? It’s like shoving a battering ram in a coin slot. They are dangerous and they walk on their fingernails. No one can draw them successfully because they look too weird. They aren’t as fast or colorful as cars and they have no cup holders or windshield wipers or anything. Their legs are too skinny for their sausage bodies. We have no reason for them, cars are just fine. I hear on the news about people being killed by them all of the time (mr hands anyone?). They require so much upkeep and for what? It’s like having a gigantic weaponized dog that reeks. They smell like garbage and shit. I recently discovered dressage and I nearly vomited because what a waste of time and money that is. They aren’t beautiful or elegant or whatever, they’re too smart for their own good and they only desire to hurt us. Donkeys are okay because they do not cause so much drama, zebras are on thin ice.