Here we have a very disturbed young man with delusions of grandeur. He has created his own little word in order to inflate his value and self worth. In his quest for public acceptance, he has constructed his own boxing commission called the Underground Boxing Federation or UBF. He has even had a no price is too high attitude because he clearly went for the $9.99 plastic belt from Toys R Us instead of the one for $6.99. Money is no object for Charlie Z as he generously pays all of his opponents for their brief participation in his fantasy. Eugene, his step-father, is definitely an enabler and seems to overlook Charlie’s insanity as a trade off because he could be worse. You will often hear Eugene in his broken English accent describe Charlie every time as a “good son,” a terrible boxer, but a good son. lol. One often has to wonder as to what color is the sky in Charlie’s world as he sees events through fuzzy and distorted perspectives. He has chosen to totally ignore the ass kicking he received from Wilder and instead focuses on one second of the fight where Wilder entered the ring, Charlie attacked immediately, and Wilder stuck and moved towards the left. In Charlie’s eyes, it was the power of his pandemic punches that rocketed Wilder to the other side of the ring. His memory is clearly on the cafeteria plan as he picks and chooses certain events and totally forgets unsavory ones. And there are a lot of unsavory ones. His view is so distorted he probably sees his running away from Wilder as part of his cardio workout and he planned that too. Another troubling fact about Mr. Zelenoff is that he not only has invented the UBF but is the judge and referee of his fights. Rounds are as long as Charlie wants them to be. Knockouts include tripping, pushing, slipping, and falling down from a punch or just obstructions littering the floor around their bout. He has also brought forward the “timeout” which he can call during a round also whenever he feels the need. In conclusion, the unsettling things about Mr. Charlie Zelenoff are many. His current record of 149-0 may double by tomorrow. Losses are not to be counted unless the opponent completes the proper paperwork in triplicate and submits that claim to victory within the generous time frame of yesterday or the opponent’s win will not be counted and become part of Charlie Z’s record. He also has the ability to change the number of people he has knocked the fuck out at his leisure. So what do we have here ladies and gentlemen that bothered to read all this pointless crap? A freaking awesome comedy that is made even funnier because the main character thinks its a docudrama about his fairy tale career. I just don’t think Charlie understood patronizing when he was younger. You know, like when your mom said you are the best looking, smartest, and toughest person she knows. Most of us realized, wow mom really loves me to say all that sweet stuff. Charlie thought you damn right, 149-0 baby!!!! I am the G.O.A.T.!!!!!