why do you even bother? whenever my man goes into the public toilet, he always karate kicks the toilet seat up, then he pees. it is a design design and helps promote karate fitness in the male population, it is essential to keeping our fighting force fit and ready for when the aliens invade, so then every man can karate kick and fight hard.

and women get to fuck a lot so that they have muscular vaginas. so when the aliens try to rape the human girls, we can squeeze and milk then for their alien cum fast, and then use their superpowered alien cum to run our mighty war machines.