she 👩 sells 💰 sea 🌊 shells 🐚 on the sea 🌊 shore ⛱️
but ☝️ the value 📈 of these 👉 shells 🐚 will fall 📉
due to the laws 👮 of supply and demand
nobody wants 🚫 these 👉 shells 🐚 cause ☝️ there’s loads on 👉 the sand ⛱️
step 1 1️⃣ you must 🙂 create a sense 💭 of scarcity 🚫
shells 🐚 will sell 💰 much better 👍 if the people 🙂‍🤝‍🙂 think they’re rare 💎 you see
now bare with me 🙂
and take as many shells 🐚 as you can find 🔍 and hide 🙈 them 🐚 on an island 🏝️
stockpile em 🐚 high 📈 until they’re rarer 📈 then a diamond 💎
step 2 2️
you gotta make the people 🙂‍🤝‍🙂 think that they want them 💎
really want them 💎
really f🤬cking want them 💎
hit 🥊 em 🙂‍🤝‍🙂 like Bronson 💫
influencers 💅 product placement 🍫 featured primetime entertainment 🎥
if you haven’t got a shell 🐚 then you’re just a f🤬cking wasteman ♲
3️
it’s monopoly 🤑 invest 📈 inside some property 🏛️
start a corporation ©️ make a logo 🏢 do it properly
these shells 🐚 must sell 💰 that will be your new philosophy ✝️
swallow 👄 all your morals ✝️ they’re a poor 📉 man’s 🙂 quality
4️
Expand 📈 Expand 📈 Expand 📈
Clear forest 🌲 make land 🏝️ fresh blood 🩸 on hands ✋
5️
Why just shells 🐚, why limit yourself?
She 👩 sells 💰 sea 🌊 shells 🐚, SELL 💰 OIL 🛢️ AS WELL
6️
GUNS 🔫 sell STOCKS 📈 sell DIAMONDS 💎 sell ROCKS 🪨
sell WATER 🌊 TO A FISH 🐟 sell the TIME 🕑 TO A CLOCK 🕥
7️
PRESS ON THE GAS 🚘 TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE BRAKES 🚘🚘🚘
THEN RUN 🏎️ TO BE THE PRESIDENT 🤵 OF THE UNITED STATES 🇺🇸0
8️
BIG SMILE 👄 MATE BIG WAVE 👋 THAT’S GREAT ✔️
NOW THE TRUTH IS OVERRATED 🚫 TELL LIES 🙈 OUT THE GATE ⛩️
9️
POLARIZE THE PEOPLE 🙂‍🤝‍🙂 CONTROVERSY IS THE GAME
I T D O N T M A T T E R I F T H E Y H A T E Y O U I F T H E Y A L L S A Y Y O U R N A M E
🔟
the world is yours
step out on a stage to a round of applause
you’re a liar
a cheat
a devil
a whore
and you 🙂 sell 💰 sea 🌊 shells 🐚 on the sea 🌊 shore ⛱️