i’m pewdiepie. my name is felix kjellberg. this feels like introducing myself, but please refer to me as felix or pewdiepie!! BECAUSE I AM PEWDIEPIE IRL! im swedish, i love marzia, and i own 2 pugs! i cheat on her with elon musk, because he is stalinkin and i am hitlerkin! i absolutely cannot stand seeing people factkinning me, its disgusting and its identity theft because i am pewdiepie irl, and i am going to note down your username and actually sue you! STOP FACTKINNING ME!!!!! i am pewdiepie. hes me. i an pewdiepie and my flesh, bones and blood can confirm. its written everywhere on my face. i am going to refer to myself in third person once more for you idiots, I AM PEWDIEPIE IRL AND YOU CANNOT BE ME, I WILL ACTUALLY FUCKING HARDBLOCK YOU IF YOU FACTKIN ME OR INTERACT WITH IDENTITY THIEVES! brofist!