On the school playground was a sort of slide. Instead of being a flat piece of metal or a tube of plastic, it was two metal poles that you place your legs on and sit between.

I was too scared of falling in between them so I would tightly hug one pole and slowly slide down. I found out that it felt kinda good down there. Didn’t cum or anything it just felt nice. Which is surprising to me now because I was basically squashing my dick. I would tell people it was great but they were always weirded out when I got them to watch.

By 8 or so I stopped going to that playground but kept on doing this to random pole like things I could squish myself against, especially at home. There was my bed post that I had for a while, and then later the wooden arm of an antique chair. I think I kept going until I was 13, definitely an age where I was cumming. At some point erections started featuring as part of this. It kind of hurt but also felt good and I couldn’t stop.

The chair got taken away from me. I think my dad thought I was desecrating his antique chair.