dude that’s my fucking alligator, I don’t care if it doesn’t fit in a restaurant it’s still my alligator.You can’t just burn my alligator dude that’s not fucking normal shit man. i cant believe you can do this to me man. That was my moms alligator that was the last thing i got to remember her. Not fucking fine dude. I want another alligator dude. wow i can’t believe you have done this. That was a rare alligator man unbelievable. I am literally shaking right now. You’re the only one I know that would do something like this. * cry’s uncontrollably * no I’m not fine. I literally just want to die. It was my moms. My mom didn’t survive cancer this thing did. dude you are going to pay for this, how much did it cost? It’s priceless. Fuck man i need to drink. you’re not my friend any more. I cant believe you did this. Get off me! you’re a monster dude even hitler wouldn’t burn some ones alligator dude not cool. I feel sick. dude i am going to show your internet history to all your friends and family. no I don’t care how old they are dude. fuck man . I want a new alligator.