\>this summer
\>nintendo
\>hires
\>one man
\>\*employee played by steve carell emerges from elevator carrying a box of equipment\* “HELLO NINTENDOOOOO!!!!”
\>\*everyone looks at him\*
\>”im just gonna set up my stuff right here”……..
\>\*places box on desk, accidently knocks computer over\*
\>\*silence\*
\>”this is awkward……”
\>party rock anthem plays
\>universal pictures
\>illumination enterainment
\>nintendo logo
\>reggie played by the rock: “we’ve given you one task. to save nintendo”
\>”how am i supposed to do that? i dont even speak japanese, and youre asking me to create the next big game?”
\>\*montage of care struggling to interact with japanese workers\*
\>cut back to the rock “youre our best shot. if anyone can get it done its you”
\>\*cuts to carell playing tetris on gameboy\* im sorry what?
\>reggie \*sigh, facepalm\*
\>cuts back to more montage of carell working “i just dont know if i can do it. im a hack, all i do is use unreal engine assets. im no shigiru miyamoto!”
\>\*japanese love interest\* i know you can do this. maybe some of the other men dont believe in you, but theres something special about you
\>\*montage of carell acting strange
\>shigiru miyamoto appears, talks in racist accent “WEA REED YOU TO HRAVE GAME DONE BY DECEMEBER”
\>wait i need to have this game done in TWO MONTHS!?!??
\>THIS SUMMER
\>\*montage of him partying in tokyo\*
\>ITS GONNA GET
\>A LITTLE CRAZY
\>\*cuts to carell drunk at sushi bar\* i BURP pooted \*falls over, chef facepalms\*
\>NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
\>October 22