Okay listen. Captain Sparklez is actually a fraud, and I’ll use his hit song Revenge to prove why. In the first verse of the song he stats that he is back in the mine, swinging his pick axe from side to side (side side to side). Any REAL minecraft player would know that you swing tools vertically (top to bottom) and NOT horizontally. I could stop there, but I will prove this beyond a shadow of a doubt. Later, when he says “Oh no it’s you again, I could never forget those eyes (eyes eyes, eyes eyes eyes eyes). It is actually impossible to recognize a creeper “again” as when a creeper kills you, it blows you up, killing itself in the process. That creeper is dead and can never come back. Furthermore, when he says “The creepers gonna steal all our stuff again.” This is completely wrong, as creepers have no inventory of their own and cannot pick up items themselves, only destroy them. I hope you come to see things the way I do and stop supporting the fraudulent behavior of captain sparklez claiming to be a minecraft player when he clearly has no understanding of the game.

Creeper Aw Man