MrBeast. What does he teach? Blasphemy and greed. A youtube star, millions of views, but tell me: what would Jesus do? You see, he’s not a Christian channel. Does he like the number of Man? I’ll bet somewhere he has a 666 tattoo. So please heed my warning, you’re young, your brain’s still forming, and Father knows best: forget MrBeast. The fact that “Beast” is in his name is an affront to God for shame! I’ll not have any child of mine worshipping the Beast, no! Here I draw the line! You must heed my warning, you’re young, your brain’s still forming, and Father knows best: forget MrBeast. Please stop asking to have MrBeast Burger for dinner, I make great healthy vegan burgers. (yum yum!) Stop saying you wish your dad was Chris the Meme God, your real father David is a plumber and someone to be looked up to because he makes a difference in society. Son, you need to heed my warning, you’re young, your brain’s still forming, and Father knows best: forget MrBeast.