I spent the whole weekend a few months back getting all the shit I needed and prepping stuff so that I could work from home on Monday entirely out of the shower.

I got one of those like plastic shower chairs that old people use, I ended up wrapping my laptop completely in plastic, pretty tightly fit against the laptop body so I could still type with the keyboard no problem, and I found a waterproof mouse on amazon (what??) so I bought that and got it delivered on sunday.

Monday comes and I get set all set up, I have my end table from my bedroom next to the shower with my coffee, breakfast, some snacks, my phone on it. I’m ready to crush the day.

Around an hour in I accept a new zoom meeting and when the preview menu popped up, my brain misfired and I just hit enter immediately, connecting my audio and video. I panicked and stood up abruptly, knocking over my table, the leg of the table hit me in the stomach and I fell backwards, over the shower chair, and hit my head in the back of the tub. The laptop fell over and landed right side up, so everyone on the zoom call has a perfect view of my asshole, balls and dick as I’m laying there in the shower.