Ejaculation is literally a sport to me. There’s just something special about going to a nice wank session and rubbing out a fat one and watching your love cannon erupt blazing hot ropes of semen. I don’t get why people should not treat ejaculation like an Olympic sport: you let your body prepare itself before the race, you eat special supplements beforehand, and you have a lot of physical training to get your body into the best shape it can be for the big day. Professional racers train their bodies for months, weeks, years before the big day. So do I. I have been masturbating since I was in grade 2, so I think my penis has the experience for Olympic-level training. Professional racers undergo professional diets to help make the most out of their body. I take L-arginine, zinc, lecithin, and many other supplements for my ejaculation. Occasionally I drink a lot of milk and water before a session. How is this different from an Olympic racer? Racers have many different races, like 100m, 200m, endurance races, etc. and I think that is the case with ejaculation in my case! I try for the fastest ejaculation (3.6 seconds), longest ejaculation (3.9 hours thanks for asking), and furthest ejaculation (9.3 feet). I think it’s safe to say that ejaculating is just as good of a sport as Olympic racing, if not better. You’re literally increasing your fertility to have better children. It’s not rocket science.