Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant can survive a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today, you should take a moment and send an encouraging word to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don’t care if you lick windows, or screw farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you’re fucking special to me, and you’re my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating motherfucker.