Hey, I just wanted to stop by and see how you were doing. Looks like you’re not home at the moment so I’ll just give you a quick update of my life. I just found out about this video game called “Soda Drinker Pro” where all you do it drink soda. Crazy huh? I wouldn’t have given it a second thought with all these new “simulator” games on the market, but this game actually contains a game within the game. “Gameception” as I’m calling it. Haha, like the movie. Anyway, please return my phone calls and I’d love it if we could maybe get together over coffee and flesh out why you kicked me out of the house.

\-Your son, Erik.