A while ago I won a contest from a magazine, one of those foody ones.
It was a quiz about wine, and in a stroke of luck I managed to get all the correct awnsers and even be the winner of the contest. The prize for the first 10 that handed in all the correct awnsers was a wine tasting in Italy, and so I went to Europe.

The tasting itself took place in the basement of a chateau, Everyone knew I was the winner of the contest, it had been announced in the magazine. it was fun seeing all the wine veterans looking at me while I had no clue what I was doing.
At some point I gave up trying to really taste the wine and started putting my ear next to the glass to confuse the bystanders even more, every wine will tell its own story, I told them.
I was the winner of the contest and so everyone thought I must have been right. The rest of the party proceeded to pretend to hear the wine while I tried to hold in my laughter. One guy eventually said “oh yes, I can hear this wine speak Spanish” and I nearly chocked on a piece of bread.

At the end of the meeting the host was to give a speech. He said that I might be the most extraordinary wine taster ever and that they could all learn something from me. He then asked me to show another
Trick, I then poured wine all over my hands exclaiming that you could feel the wines emotions, they asked for another trick, and another…..
the meeting ended late at night with one guy trying to pour wine up his ass.