i just want a beefy libertarian daddy to push me onto the ground. then i get up and hit him and he’s like all “oh you violated the NAP” and i’m like yeah what are you going to do about it?

then he pins me down, slides his greasy BK Whopper cock into my tight ass as he whispers “you violated the NAP, slut and i will defend myself by forcing you into submission”

i’m not a libertarian but someone give me what i want