Once upon a time, there was a cat-shaped pencil sharpener where you stick the end of the pencil in it’s mouth and it makes meowing and chewing noises as you spin the pencil around and when the pencil is done the cat burps but it has a defect where the cat only burps when it’s sharpening and meows and chews when the pencil is ready but it meows and chews at the same time overloading the processor, blowing a fuse, and rendering the sharpener useless, due to the fact it no longer meows, purrs, coughs, burps, or makes chewing noises. Tis a sad day for all on earth.