Well how about you take a step back and really think for a second dodo brain? Why would Soulja Boy be rapping in the present tense like he’s listing instructions? No, he is obviously talking about one memorable instance in which he turned on his swag. This particular instance was particularly special because it was basically dream-like: he hopped up out the bed, turnt his swag on, and took a look in the mirror, said “What’s up?” It was such a grand way to begin his swag-activated morning that he had to rap about it. Now think about it in the present tense. “Hop up out the bed, turn my swag on, take a look in the mirror, say ‘what’s up’?” Why would he say that? He doesn’t need to a guide to his every move. Who wakes up with a schedule laid out for their every action? “Slap the alarm clock, groan for 5 mins, doze with one eye 1/5-open, slam the alarm clock when it wakes you up again, realize you’re already 15 minutes late for work, take a look in the mirror, say ‘you’re a fucking disappointment to your family name.'” That just doesn’t sound right; it’s robotic, and Soulja Boy is not a robot, he is an enigma. He has many lavish experiences and stories about which he can rap about, this instance of swag arousal is merely one of thousands