Oh yeah I love That chicken from Robin Hood everyday I think about fucking that feathery fat ass. I can no longer go to a petting zoo or farm without bursting all my semen on top of them, once I dressed up a full chicken from Costco in a maid costume and tucked it soooo hard. Don’t even get me started with chicken little I’m horny for that kids dad. Omg that one time he screamed I creamed to the point of ruining my TV. Auuugh one time when I was at the movies watching chicken run I accidentally busted so hard it went into a drink (which wasn’t mine) goddamn when that chicken was in a cage I almost fainted from how sexy it was but sadly now after I fucked multiple chickens at a farmers market in banned from owning a chicken. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON EGGS!! Imagine being a chick and just struggling to get out so fucking sexy.