Title: Entitled mom steals my meds, thinks it candy

So me and my friend Zack were at an amusement park. I am now going to list multiple different facts about Zack that have nothing to do with this story. Eventually, we sat down by the water fountain so I could take my meds. This is because I actually have (insert condition that affects blood sugar levels). The meds sort of look like candies. Like SweetTarts or M&M’s or any other generic candy that is in the shape of a small oval and has a smooth coating.

So I start taking my meds when a mom and her son spot me. I actually have no clue how old her son was but I’m going to type in an age that was probably many years younger to make this story more interesting. I am also now going to describe the look they had on their faces and the duration of time they looked at me despite that also not being necessary. This is basically how the conversation went:

EM: give candy

Me(obviously not me lol im such a comedian): no these are meds

EM: g i v e…… le c̶̗̫͓̓͂̾͝ả̵͔͕̈n̴͓͔̘̮̱̦͝d̶͍̙͐y̶̡̙̱̎

Me: no

Zack: stop

EK: Mother, provide the candy amongst to me…. now.

Things started to get a bit out of hand, so Zack called security while I continued to eat my meds in the exact same location rather than going somewhere else to prevent the situation from escalating. The security guards eventually showed up and here’s how that conversation went.

SG: stop

EM: but i ask polite but he no give!

SG: you no steal meds, that dum!

EM: ok i mad but ok

EK: Mother… you know what this means. You have broken a promise that you provided ever so gracefully, and I cannot look into your oceanic blue eyes until a McDonalds happy meal is in my hands. We must go now. You know what happens if you don’t.

After that Zack and I chatted with the guards and we became friends. We actually haven’t talked in about 4 months but I’m not going to include that to make this ending more satisfying. After that Zack and I continued on with our day.