👭 This one goes out to all the 💦 horny couples out there who are thinking of getting 🍆 rowdy this ❤️ valentine’s day evening. 👍 do 👎 not. If you do, your child will be born 👏 A SCORPIO. 👭 Now, why don’t we like scorpios? For starters, scorpio, has ☝️✌️✌️☝️☝️7️⃣ letters. 7 letters, ✝️ 7 deadly sins ❌. Now, what are the 7 deadly sins? ☝️😡 wrath, ✌️ 💤 sloth, 3️⃣ 🍔 gluttony, 4️⃣ envy. 👏👏 Envy is associated with the colour: 🟩 green. What else is green? 🌿 Marihuana. Just one more pothead in the world, 💁‍♀️💅 LAME! Now where is pot legal? ⬆️🇨🇦 Canada, ↖️ Washington, ↙️ Colorado, ⬅️ Oregon, ↖️ Alaska, 👉👈 airplane 👈👉 bathrooms, to make the 🧑‍✈️ pilots chill, and where can ✈️ planes take you? 😎 California, and what is on California’s state flag? A 🐻 bear! Your 👶 child, is 🏳️‍🌈 gay.