How did my night go? Well, I was at the big football game and I was in the bleachers and I was drinking alcoholic beverages that I hid, and brought secretly into the game. Meanwhile I was dicking my girlfriend who I’m dating in the vagina secretly because I cut a hole in my pants and her pants..

  So then after we made sex, These cool kids in high school that I know invited me to an epic rager party. So I drove myself there in the sports car that I bought, that’s red, and they were playing really loud music. And I stayed up until 4 am in the morning and had a wild fun time, so how’d your night go? Mom just give me 5 more minutes I’m almost