Guys I figured out a better way for us guys to pee without having to touch your shlong and have to wash your hands. Here’s how to do it:

Simply pull your pants and underwear downwards and make sure your 🍆 is out by lifting it with your pants and underwear and just aim towards your preferred spot in the toilet. Sure, there’s slightly less aim assist but I still find it to be simple and effective and you don’t even have to touch your dirty dong! Stay clean fellas