Okay guys, look, i know a lot of people have an idealized version of the best girl for them- Tomboy, goth gf, whatever. And stop me if this sounds ‘unrealistic’ -But can a nigga get an extradimensional entity with cosmic powers beyond my comprehension from another universe that falls for me because she wants to experience the emotion carbon-based lifeforms call love and creates an 8 foot tall eldritch form that is a macabre parody of a human to experience closeness and intimacy?