WARNING:SPOILER ALERT:THERE IS BED ENGLISH SO PLEASE DON’T JUDGE ME PLS PLS CAUSE ENGLISH SUCKS
So today I started to surf the internet on my laptop. I watched cute kittens get scared by pickles and monkeys scratching their fat asses, but one thing that I will never forget are NFT’s. So I was typing randomly on Google and accidentally searched “NFT”, and at that exact moment a picture of a banana came up🤤. It was so detailed that I’d give my life to own it, so realistic that I felt like I could touch and put it all down my throat💫💦. At this point I wasn’t able to resist the urge to do something very sussy… aka look at the funny spinning amogus meme where the dude said to his babe to stfu and that amogus is spinning, so sussy but so hot, it almost felt like it was a nft too so I screenshotted it and started to look at it. It wasn’t comparable to the perfect banana I saw before. I knew that I needed to steal that NFT, but how? And after a second I became a genius and decided to screenshot it. But I couldn’t find it anymore. Almost like the owner knew that I was going to steal it, I had to find it tho or else I wouldn’t be able to cum ever again! So I became a Russian hacker and hacked Google to find it, and finally, my so deserved award was here… the amazing banana NFT! I instantly started crying of pure happiness and started masturbating🥵. But then I realized something… THE BANANA HAD ONE BLUE PIXEL EVEN THO IT SHOULD BE YELLOW! I started vomiting 🤢 because of that imperfection.
-Gross!
I said while vomiting. And then I decided to kill the owner of that NFT, and I did and now I am writing this in jail coz I sneaked my phone there😠
I wish just for that NFT to vanish from the internet.