Well I heard there was a secret code

That Anon said and Stacy took his load,

But you don’t really care for Gamers, do ya?

It goes like this, The bottles of piss.

The Stacies swooned, the Chad’s are pissed.

The Good Boy praising loudly, “Oh M’lady!”

  “Oh, M’lady!”

“Oh, M’lady!”

“Oh, M’lady!”

“Oh, M’lady!”

  Your Waifu loved you, but you needed proof,

Your stonks were breaking through the roof,

In this moment, your intelligence was enlightening ya.

You learned Nipponese from Duolingo,

You’d talk to her, and then, bingo!

She would no longer find you so frightening when you say, “M’lady!”

  “Oh, M’lady!”

“Oh, M’lady!”

“Oh, M’lady!”

“Oh, M’lady!”

  There was a time her friend let you know,

That her real name was Denko,

But she didn’t go to cherry blossoms with ya.

Your love was strong as a serpent’s sting,

And you’d be the Joker to her Harley Quinn,

Just if you could only tell her “Oh, M’lady!”

  “Oh, M’lady!”

“Oh, M’lady!”

“Oh, M’lady!”

“Oh, M’lady!”

  You did your best, Gamer tried to rise.

The stinging betrayal fell from your eyes.

Your bodypillow Miko tried to comfort ya.

But even though she ignored you for,

Chad, you know she’s just a whore

Who doesn’t even deserve to be called “M’lady!”

  “Oh, M’lady!”

“Oh, M’lady!”

“Oh, M’lady!”

“Oh, M’lady!”

  “Oh, M’lady!”


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