I sexually identify as copypastas, ever since I was a file I’ve dreamed of being cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The comments section of every post is slowly degrading into a shitfesty circlejerk. We found this new site called good👌👌shit right👌👌there—so I’ll link it down in the description if you guys want to check it out. We were betting on it today and I won a pot of like НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit or something like that, so it was a pretty small pot, but it was like the coolest feeling ever. I ended up following them on Reddit and stuff, and they hit me up and they’re talking to me about potentially doing like a cummybot sponsorship. If we had a dollar for every navy seal on reddit, we’d have Monkeys trained to fight, and I’m not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth. If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said “Ka-Chow!”, I couldn’t help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn’t agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn’t even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty economically unstable🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something revolutionary 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he’d give me his ☭commies!☭ Yeah! Yeah!💕☭ I equally distribute wealth!☭ I expand my glorious regime!☭ I swallow countries whole☭ 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it’s my only goal… 💕☭😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫☭💕 1 commie☭, 2 commie☭☭, 3 commie☭☭☭, 4☭☭☭☭ I’m 💘daddy’s💘 👑czar 👑but I’m also a socialist! 💟 He makes me feel safe💗!He makes me feel nationalistic💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little ☭commie☭ should!~ 💘💘💘 👑☭💘Wa-What!💘☭👑 From now on I want you guys to call me “👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀” and respect my right to (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), and mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌. If you can’t accept me you’re a goodshitophobe and need to check your if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 privilege. Thank you for being so understanding👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.