So I became lucid in one of my dreams and decided to have sex because why not. I’ve never successfully had sex during a lucid dream. Usually, I would just wake up or lose lucidity. This time was different. Everything was going so well. I was able to get a girl and she got naked. We were just about to start, and I was getting excited. I have never reached this far, I was so close to achieving victory. I turn my head around for a second, and when I look back, I see myself staring at a fucking giant cough drop on my penis. It wasn’t alive or anything, so I had to hold it in my hands. At that point I was simply too horny and too far in to care. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I finished. Yup, I finished in a literal cough drop. Absolutely shameless.