So the title is kinda bad, I know, but listen, I didn’t mean to. So basically there’s this dumbass archduke that we all hate (I’m in this gang called the black hand, we dont like the archduke) and so they tell me and some other black hand guys to go and assassinate him bc he’s coming to saravejo, and I’m like ok sure I don’t like him either, and so I go and I’m waiting at this this street hoping the other guys do it first bc I don’t like Franz but I don’t want to go to jail obv. Anyway, they fail, OF COURSE so it’s up to me to throw the bomb I have. So I throw it, it blows up kills some people and I swallow some cyanide and jump in the river. It didn’t work so I went to jail for a while and while I’m in jail, Austria-Hungary get SO MAD at us because I’m Serbian, even though it wasnt just us there was also a Bosnian. Anyway they start fighting and Ally with Germany and like 17 million people die, but I didn’t mean to, like sorry but I just wanted to kill that motherfucker Ferdinand. So anyway guys aita?